Baby by Me
Have A baby by me, baby be a millionaire.
Airforce ” NO GUTS NO GLORY “
Marines ” No Retreat No Surrender “
Army ” No Pain No Gain”
Security Guards ” No I.D No Entry “
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
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Juan: bday ng asawa ko
Pedro: ano regalo mo?
Juan: tinanong ko kung ano gusto niya.
P: ano naman sinabi?
J: Kahit ano basta may DIAMOND.
P: ano binigay mo?
J: Baraha.
Mom: baby, your good in math. Now I’m going to ask you a question.
Baby: sure mom
Mom: if your daddy gives you 3 apples and I give you 4 apples, what’s
your answer?
Baby: thank you po!!!
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I NEVER SLEEP CUZ’ SLEEP IS THE COUSIN OF DEATH! OK LET’S GO BORDS!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOSAAAAAHHHHHH!
